Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024

cranial bypass

Having too much to drink too many times, or otherwise strained the brain, so that a person doesn't remember something that happened or that was agreed to before. Can be a result of Cerebral Bulimia.

I know I told you that I'd never screw around at college," said Luther, "but that was before I had a cranial bypass at my freshman dorm.

by LA AC September 29, 2010

Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.

That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.

by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019

cranial insaineatosis

the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible

"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."

"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"

by VastoLorde#969 January 4, 2011