Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.

“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”

by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020

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cranial nevernude

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

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cranial bypass

Having too much to drink too many times, or otherwise strained the brain, so that a person doesn't remember something that happened or that was agreed to before. Can be a result of Cerebral Bulimia.

I know I told you that I'd never screw around at college," said Luther, "but that was before I had a cranial bypass at my freshman dorm.

by LA AC September 29, 2010

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