Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.

"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"

by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021

E-cows

When a weeb hangs around cows for long enough cows will turn into E-cows. This is treatable by going on long nature walks and getting them to socialize. Although if they get exposure to anime its almost always to late.

That cringey anime cosplaying kid got too close to my cows and they turned into E-cows.

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

Fat juicy jiggly cows!

An expression that can be used for almost anything such as replacing a curse or so on. The word originated from the sheer boredom of what was happening at the time, but no one knows how it came about.

1) Fat juicy jiggly cows!
2) Oh my Fat juicy jiggly cows! The dogs have ran away!
3) Those are some fat juicy jiggly cows!
4) Fat juicy jiggly cows, it's hot outside!
5) You are such a fat juicy jiggly cow!

(you get the idea, I hope.)

by CoSmO//> September 25, 2006

Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009

Mad Cows Disease

The chronic female ailment of post
menstrual syndrome or pms.
The chronic female version of the ailment better known as pms, where a
female experiences bitch-like changes in attitude and behavior, as well as
symtoms ranging from hysteria and paranoia oned day to amnesia and feelings of isolation the next day,
especially, if she knows she really did or said something really bad to someone else or to you. Mad Cows Disease can
affect any female at any age, but usually experienced or found in young
ladies in their teens and early to mid
twenties.

Damn, girl! You just got a bad case
of the Mad Cows Disease!

by MANNY CARDOZA February 26, 2004

My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.

*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021