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conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
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Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
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convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015
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Convenience Whore

This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.
Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
by PAreal October 11, 2018
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TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
by EllisJ September 8, 2021
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conveniently black

Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.
Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.
by joecoolthefool November 5, 2015
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Conveniency

A way of saying convenience, often used when you have brain farts and forget that it's not a real word...
The conveniency of this is amazing!
by Areyonga September 7, 2017
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