Cookie

Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.

by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007

Cookies

A universal cure for all ills mental or physical. A symbol for the simple goodness of the world. Especially when combined with hugs

A pastry like a mini-cake, often fitting in a palm. The universal cookie is a chocolate chip cookie

I have a hug and a cookie for you, everythign will work out.

I decided to bake him some cookies

by Marquain (the cookie prince) August 5, 2008

cookie

an affectionate name used for friends or a partner, similar to cutie

Hey cookie, hows it goin?

by Lig April 18, 2006

cookie

Food of the gods

And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

Cookieing

The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth

Last night i got caught Cookieing my girl friend!

by zeper34 September 10, 2010

Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

Cookieness

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.

1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.

by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011