Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.

They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.

We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.

by Josh~ June 24, 2008

contesting

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

by mauncc August 16, 2018

Photoshop Contest

A competition in which participants use Adobe Photoshop and source images to synthesise an image, usually humorous.

Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.

I won the Photoshop Contest with my image, entitled, "l337 on a Friday Afternoon".

by Proffesor L. C Johnson February 9, 2003

chubby bunny contest

Contest to see who can stuff the most marshmallows in their mouth and still say "chubby bunny".

Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler should have a chubby bunny contest.

by Jessica Nations January 20, 2009

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008