im a constitution

The term where a retard says he's not a libtard, he's a constitution

Me: Shut up libtard
Them(retard): Im not a libtard im a constitution

by TheGn0m3 September 26, 2019

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Constitution

Something liberals know nothing about but think they do. A historical document drafted in 1787 by the Continental Congress in Philadelphia, and the foundation of American law that liberals consider irrelevant today because it does not coincide with their misguided views. The liberals only use the Constitution to twist its wording and further their agenda i.e. using SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE to ban anything considered religious from public, and turning FREEDOM OF RELIGION into Freedom from Religion.

The U.S. Constitution is NOT law (despite what liberals tell you), but merely the foundation of our laws. The U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the greatest documents the human race has seen.

by [e-mail] May 19, 2008

Weak constitution

Someone with no back bone.

Wow, he lets them talk to him any kind of way. He never stands up for himself! He has a weak constitution.

by tko December 13, 2017

Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.

by 2B+ June 7, 2022

Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?

Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

the constitution party

A group of old white men with fucked up ideals that include the notion that one is not truly an american unless one's ancestors were here during the signing of the constitution.

It is really frightening that the white supremacists of the constitution party is considered the third biggest party in america.

by suburbandaydreamer August 2, 2009