conan the destroyer

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.

Conan the destroyer just pillaged the village.

by Seabass January 20, 2005

Conan

The nicest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He is sweet, cute and has a really nice smile. He will always make you laugh and will never fail to make you smile. He is an extremely cute guy that has good eyes and body.

That’s Conan

by Bestminecraftplayer August 26, 2021

Age of Conan

Upcoming MMORPG based of Robert E. Howard's Conan series. In the game, adults battle the evils of hyboria clad in steel and iron. 12 year olds assume the position of making female characters, and masturbating to the rendered tits.

Dude Age of conan is so cool! I made a female guardian and took her top off.

by John Kamble April 28, 2008

Coen

The most amazing man on Earth. The bitches love him and beg him to date them and fuck them. Everybody loves a Coen except for jealous douchebags. All the guys wish they were more like him. He is quiet but very funny when you get to know him and gives great sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I wish I was more like Coen, that guy's a sexy beast.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 1's girlfriend: Mmm I wish he would screw me.

by Igarappa March 20, 2013

dirty cohen

When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.

That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test

by Panick10 November 30, 2013

Colen

A guy whose parents wanted to name him Cole or Colin and decided naming him Colen. He is one of the kindest, most adventurous, spontaneous guy ever. He's super indecisive because he doesn't want to make a decision that ends up backfiring. He loves dogs and would do anything for them. He is very loyal and honest.

Colen is not where poop comes out because that's colon.

Colen like dogs.

by Orangejuiceisgood August 1, 2016

Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.

Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.

by Rekd May 2, 2009