Contourds

Employees at Contour Data Systems, and particularly those that have email addresses at Contourds.com.

The Contourds are coming into the office today, and I never know what they're talking about. So much technology!

by Contourd February 8, 2010

Contour out

when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.

fag: yer i was telling her to "contour out", then il just owe her that instead.
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!

Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g

by OG and Don Doobie January 6, 2010

Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."

"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.

by Shin0bi June 4, 2014

Condoughing

To become dough-like. To squishy and thick.

Oh no! I'm condoughing!

by Stardust97 September 30, 2017

conour

A very nice, sweet guy that can make you laugh and care at the same time. He enjoys memes and can actually text back fast with interest. He’s a great friend to have and gets all the girls at the same time. He’s cute and most likely will have colored hair.

“Have you seem Conour’s new hair color? It’s adorable. I wish I had a chance with him.”

by Im awesome fuck off April 19, 2018

condor pit

The yellow stain from sweat on the underarm area of a shirt.

Dude that shirt is ruined. You have stanky condor pit.

by Mr.Chooey May 1, 2018

Condor

Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.

Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.

That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018