A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.
Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.
Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.
Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.
Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.
Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.
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Get the contonder mug.1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 So cold it effects the mind.
3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.
4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.
5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".
2 So cold it effects the mind.
3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.
4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.
5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".
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An extrodinarily paradoxical problem or situation that seemingly makes no rhyme or reason; a dilemma of epic proportions, usually answered with a shrug of the shoulders, or verbalization of the phrase "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
1. "Why are we in Iraq?" "Uhhhhhhhhhh, its a conundrufuck". 2. I'd explain the rules of Cricket, but it's still a conundrufuck to me.
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Get the Conundrufuck mug.When you're the only girl in a group of friends and your role in the group/team gets simplified to "the girl" or worse, "the potential love interest." Oftentimes, the rest of the group will assume you're sleeping with or consider you as "claimed" by one of the other members of the friend group, as if you were property or a prize as opposed to a person with agency. This situation is punctuated by the fact that you are attracted to none of the people in this group. And in the worst case scenario, they're assuming you're sleeping with the least attractive member of the group.
If you have a solid group of male friends and you treat them all equally, this stereotype can dissipate, but it's rare. The only true defense is to make sure you are as non-flirtatious as possible with your male friends, but that's where the conundrum comes in, because if you're even just breathing, males will assume you're a thot.
The Smurfette Conundrum is common in male-dominated environments where women have minimal choices outside of having many male friends. This stereotype is perpetuated by the majority of mainstream tv series.
If you have a solid group of male friends and you treat them all equally, this stereotype can dissipate, but it's rare. The only true defense is to make sure you are as non-flirtatious as possible with your male friends, but that's where the conundrum comes in, because if you're even just breathing, males will assume you're a thot.
The Smurfette Conundrum is common in male-dominated environments where women have minimal choices outside of having many male friends. This stereotype is perpetuated by the majority of mainstream tv series.
"Hey, I've been hearing things about you and Jake from his buddies? What's going on with you two?"
"Oh ew no, Jake's just my friend. I bar-hopped with him and his boys a few times and they assumed he was banging me. It's a typical Smurfette Conundrum, but it doesn't matter, Jake just needs to be escorted back to the friend-zone he tried to crawl out of."
"Oh ew no, Jake's just my friend. I bar-hopped with him and his boys a few times and they assumed he was banging me. It's a typical Smurfette Conundrum, but it doesn't matter, Jake just needs to be escorted back to the friend-zone he tried to crawl out of."
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Get the Smurfette Conundrum mug.I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk.
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