concert depression

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.

I've got really bad concert depression.

by Em5sos June 5, 2016

Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

Cancer Strike GO

Cancer Strike Global Offensive is a FPS game by Valve. In this game you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual russians and very toxic people in general. You can be as polite as you want, but matchmaking will always drop you to the most angry persons online. A well-meant usable advise or warning to teammates about enemies positions can be met with anything from "shut up n00b" to "i'll kill your mom." Also huge chance of people typing "nice try" after shitty clutch attempt. For most cancer play on european(russian) servers.

person 1: Dude I told you not to play cancer strike go every day - that game causes metaphysical retardation
person 2: cyka blyat
person 1: okay fuck you bro

by BengaliMouse April 28, 2020

Fun cancer

The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!

Do you have a case of fun cancer ? I do I got it from Dylan capp

by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

CancerAIDS

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010