Comcast and chill

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

by ReadHerring May 12, 2016

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

concatenate

Sexual relations instigated by a nerd or geek seeking to appear learned.

Nerd: "Hey beautiful, how about my go back to parent's basement and concatenate?"
Woman: "No."

by MF January 7, 2004

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

concastic

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.

I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.

by MrBurns November 9, 2005

concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008