what comes after 69

Mouthwash

Teacher-What Comes after 69
Student- Moutwash
Teacher- get the fuck out of my class

by SLICE_KillSTRM September 15, 2017

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

chompsey

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate

Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth

by brapstaa February 27, 2014

Comp Killer

The number one cheat provided by Eso V2

Hits more P than any other cheat
It has a total of 4 users including the coder.
It has been around for 3-4 years so it it officially the best private cheat.

nn: holy shit are you using Comp Killer?
big namer: hdf
nn: pls inv men
big namer: uid issue nn hhhhhh

by CKabuser' December 15, 2020

compallo

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions

person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man

by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021

Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011