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communurbia

1. Any area, typically a suburb that is at least semi-affluent, where civic or neighborhood governing bodies dictate how people may or may not use property that they supposedly own.

2. Any area which forces the payment of taxes for residential or commercial property, cars, boats, trailers, or other property that is "yours" yet subject to seizure by force from government entities for non payment. Due to the prevalence of such taxes even in sparsely populated areas, the relative amount of taxes required is sometimes taken into account in defining whether any place is communurbia under this definition.

3. Any area known for stretching eminent domain usage in ways that most find abhorrent. This typically involves seizing property from a set of individuals or businesses only to sell the property for the use of other private enterprises in order to gain more taxes and economic activity from the properties.
I was going to plant a sustainable, organic garden, but the communurbia police came by and said I couldn't do that because it was defined as an eyesore that would hurt my neighbors' property values.

My communurbist county appraiser raised my estimated value by 30% this year.

The communurbs in KCK really screwed over those farmers when they stole all their homes and land so that Nebraska Furniture Mart, Cabellas, and the Kansas Speedway could rake in the dough. How communurbal of them.
by redneckdiver October 17, 2011
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Communidrunkification

1. The result being so intoxicated as to be unable to communicate any thoughts properly, while simultaneously believing oneself to be completely articulate. Grammar, alliteration and pronunciation become askew, even non-existent, once someone is inebriated to the point of communidrunkification.

2. The point when two or more sloppy drunks reach a perfect understanding or revelation, though their inebriated ramblings may appear incoherent to more sober onlookers.
"I tried to pick that chick up but my communidrunkification was hella off"

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"I couldn't understand a word those two were talking about, they were to deep in communidrunkification."
by C Ruzz October 4, 2012
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Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.
The population is becoming saturated with computards.
by NoOne0 September 8, 2013
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communatitties

Titties that are for a community to enjoy
Bro 1 : dude look at those tits bro

Bro 2: go touch em bro. She lets everyone. Theyre communatitties.
by krzesi bro November 11, 2013
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communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.
The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.
by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014
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communal dude

A really cool dude; a guy that everyone can relate to or have access to
Paul Blart is so chill, wow, I wish I was a communal dude like him.
by bangbangboomerang August 24, 2017
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communable

In support of the community and the people within a community
"Hannah was an extremely communable person in the community".
"Hannah was not impressed by the un communable attitude shown by the protesters"
by Les gul May 31, 2018
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