Comfort Glove

In isolation wards where patients die alone, nurses fill rubber gloves full of hot doctor spunk, to simulate comfort.

As Grandma Trisha took her last dying breathes, a nurse lovingly attached a warm comfort glove to her ancient outstretched hand.

by Herbert Schweffe April 10, 2021

Gawk Gawk 2000 combo

a blowjob that is godlike and can never be recreated again

i heard she knows how to give the gawk gawk 2000 combo

by obama mama69 February 29, 2020

Comboe

Cum on my beard, or else

Everyone comboe

by Mikethestampede November 13, 2011

cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

by wetdreams April 23, 2010

Combo Face

A face challenged person or some one whose face looks like it's been hit with a Combo like from the game Killer Instinct

You can't front on nobody , when you have that ultra Combo Face looking like you just ate every punch on the lunch menu .

by Da S.I.C Mista December 21, 2018

Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

by DaBoss971 October 8, 2011

common sense

Common sense is what -I- think others should know.

When you remove the tea kettle from the stove, it's common sense to then turn off the burner.

by Tustar September 9, 2008