commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

Finale comeback for your mom gay

Grant: ur mom gay lol
Connor: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny lmao
Connor: ur granpap trap
Grant: ur whole family tree lgbt
Connor: (using 100% brain power) your family reunion a homosexual communion

*North korea nukes america and start world war 3 which leads to a communist america and no more memes*

by ChroMe Ghostz May 31, 2018

ur family reunion a homosexual communion

An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.

Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "

Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."

Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."

Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"

*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*

by Bkmtex April 12, 2018

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr July 31, 2012

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011