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Comfat

The act of gaining additional weight when one enters into a long term relationship.

“Comfortably fat”
“Have you seen Ashley lately? Since she started Dating Derek, she’s gotten pretty Comfat."
by aceventura0907 November 14, 2010
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Combine

1.The Combine is a fictional powerful alien race and empire from the first-person shooter computer game Half-Life 2. During the game, it is also referred to as the Universal Union, and as "our benefactors" in propaganda.
2.The Combine is a vast empire spanning multiple parallel universes. The empire is inhabited by an unknown number of sapient species, and appears to be governed by a race of bizarre, artificially evolved Advisors. The Combine expands its empire by invading worlds and enslaving the dominant species to be exploited as it sees fit. By manipulating these inhabitants through methods including bioengineering and implantation, the Combine creates a race of super-soldiers uniquely adapted for the environment of that particular world. This process results in a highly mobile and adaptive military force which is able to respond to any threat and crush any opposition. The reasons behind the Combine's imperialism remain unknown throughout the game.
3.The Combine Advisors are the face of the Combine Empire, suggesting that they are probably the original master race behind the alien empire.
4.The primary military force of the Combine on Earth is the humanoid Combine Overwatch (referred to by Doctor Breen as the "Transhuman arm of the Combine Overwatch"): humans who have been modified into "transhuman" (or "post-human", as referred to by Dr. Kleiner) cyborgs. They are the most frequently encountered foes throughout Half-Life 2. This could also be another possible reason why they are called the Combine, because they are a "combination" of humans and alien technology.
by John Combine January 3, 2009
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coffinpost

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.
Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?
by arc777 December 25, 2021
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Coffin Dance Meme

Coffin Dance Meme is a meme where peolpe dance with a coffin on their shoulder. It's the meme during coronavirus but it's gonna die soon.
Coffin Dance Meme is a meme. Grandayy knows it best.
by ADEEPOCEAN May 20, 2020
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coffin

Like a casket but having 6 sides instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a pine box.
a coffin is the worst place for people who are claustrophobic.
by trey2002 April 29, 2005
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Comfirritable

/ˈkəmfirədəb(ə)l/

adjective

1. when someone is so comfortable that any slight disturbance will set them off in anger or annoyance
"He's so comfirritable right now that I wouldn't disturb him unless you want to get punched in the face."
by Xafron November 1, 2014
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comfiening

A derivative term first used by the editing scholar and founder of T3C, to show his confusion and lack of understanding of a basic task, but can also be used to show one's displeasure to sonar due to its negative impact on the environment
umm...maybe i'm comfiening
by Mekie People October 27, 2017
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