Cotton slot 

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.

Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.

Cotton slot by £₩$ October 7, 2015

cotton swab 

girls z bagging girls

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.

cotton swab by the original KKK January 20, 2008

Cotton Swabbing 

Cotton Swabbing/ Cotton Swab is a term used when you take your dick and fuck a cat or other small furry creature.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.

Yo, did you hear about how John was caught Cotton Swabbing his cat?

Cotton Swabbing by Big Man Yhorm May 11, 2018

Cotton Strudel 

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock

"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"

Cotton Strudel by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009

Cotton Swab 

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

Cotton Swab by ZORG April 5, 2015

colon stones 

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

colon stones by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

Colon shot by The Vacuum January 15, 2018