Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the King of bodybuilding. The greatest of all time. He won 8 consecutive Mr. Olympia titles and squatted 800 solid ass pounds for 2 reps, although he could have easily squeezed out another 1 or 2. Light weight baby. Yea buddy. Ain’t nothing but a peanut. Time to bleed. Just basic stuff.

Ronnie Coleman squatted 800 solid ass pounds!

by Gym Fail Nation November 23, 2021

Gary Coleman

Masturbating with your opposite hand, thus using "Different Strokes"

I'm bored of my right hand. I'm going to go with the Gary Coleman tonight!

by The G-Dogg May 29, 2010

dirty coleman

A soldier that remains filthy regardless of how much personal hygiene he or she conducts.

PVT Snuffy is such a Dirty Coleman, he just got out of the shower and is still disgusting!

by eviloldskool September 13, 2017

gary coleman

the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".

person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?

by jennanana October 13, 2005

Coleman

A boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. He is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no sex drive what so ever. Girls want him but can never have him. Hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. He loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. He is always dancing at the weirdest times.

Girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
Girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
Girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
Girl 2: yea he is isnt he
Girl 1 and 2: *SIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*

by Hank Sawyer January 24, 2010

The Coleman

Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.

And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008