Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Penis Colada

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!

by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023

pina colada globbar

When you’re doing it doggy style with a condom on and cum, you pull the condom off, turn it inside out and smack her in the face with it.

Dude did you hear that Collin did the pina colada globbar on Heather’s face?! Wild!

by Heather928 April 6, 2024