cognitive whiplash

the concussive effect of the violent mental jerking produced in a listener/reader by the proximal presentation of two wildly incongruous thoughts, ideas, or statements.

"Listening to Herman Cain opine on both soul food and foreign policy left me with a serious case of cognitive whiplash."

by Paper Tiger March 16, 2012

Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.

Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.

by ScootetCat August 6, 2016

cognitive beasts

Coolest group chat on Kik, created by the lovely, one and only Vanessa!

Yo cognitive beasts is lit fr

by rabbitknee December 9, 2018

Cognitivefunctionism

A hate towards an mbti cognitive function

Fahad hates Fi users. He shows cognitivefunctionism.

Cythen hates The users. He has cognitivefunctionism.

by KlintLee December 10, 2019

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021

Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.

Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021