Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonster

A character I made up that is just a very large pp with eyes and it eats people but not before ejaculating into their mouths until they burst open 卐

My dog was overtaken by the cockmonster

by Mikaiel February 12, 2022

CockyMocky

CockyMocky a line in a short phrase cockymocky. Often used when bored in calls with your idiot friends.

Friend 1 : “Cockymocky i put it in the socky”
Friend 2 : “I take out my dicky to make it sticky”
Friend 1: “And then its gonna be bricky, so then that bricky a-“
Friend 2 : “Bro..?”

by Cockusbockus March 12, 2022

Cockamonagous

Something completely, laughably, ridiculous or wrong.

Orange man said he committed no crimes.
"That's Cockamonagous!"

by Riffael June 20, 2023

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Cockmonger

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025