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coat muncher 

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.
I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.
coat muncher by nick1644 January 9, 2009

coat-tails 

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.
coat-tails by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2017

Coat Hanger Disease 

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".
You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

Coat Jacking. 

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..
You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.
Coat Jacking. by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012

coat hanger 

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger
coat hanger by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

coat hanger abortion 

something going so wrong it can only be described as such
The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.
coat hanger abortion by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006