You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

Apparently, it’s when you wake up after a bender and have a drink. As soon as you take your first sip, you suddenly feel inebriated once again
by Leggers August 29, 2020

a roller coaster type found in japan notable for being long an boring and unsafe. Most of them have stupid names like Super Thrill Train Speed Roller Coaster. Manufacturers include TOGO, Senyo Kogyo, and Meshio.
by fraroc August 11, 2010

by Mr Fo April 29, 2008

by Jeff July 28, 2006

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.
See: Tramp Stamp
See: Tramp Stamp
by Josepolis January 17, 2008

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.
Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.
Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.
Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.
by Shoelace May 8, 2007
