clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 23, 2021

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clunge huggers

look at them clunge huggers on that chick

by ry2009 August 13, 2009

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a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.

Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!

by SuperGasseddd February 09, 2011

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A gaping, sopping vagina size of a KFC bucket. It can sometimes smell similar to a KFC bucket too!

"Hey dan, i hear you slept with a girl last night, was she tight?"
"Nah Andy, she pure had a clunge bucket"

by RawD September 03, 2014

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1. Two men who have shared the same clunge
2. A group of at least two men who have had clunge within a short space of time - To earn clunge together.

1. Hey blood, now i've did yo mum we is clunge brothers innit?
2. RAW! you got clunge last night too? so did Pete, there are bare clunge brothers.

by monkeystu52 April 11, 2007

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To reach forwards towards a Clunge, and cup your hand over it. Pref. with (or possibly without) the recipients permission or prior warning.

"She'd just got out the shower, and I couldn't help but do a little Clunge Lunge in front of her"

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He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 02, 2016

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