clowd

thing in the sky that howlds wain.

HOWY FUCK IT'S A CLOWD.

by HAWHAWHAWhe. December 5, 2010

clown bread

When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.

Basically the superiority to clown

Guy 1: Your such a clown bro!
Guy 2: 🤡🍞
Guy 1: *dies to how powerful the clown bread is*

by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021

two clown

The act of one upping somebody.

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!

by t0fu September 25, 2009

KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

Cancel the clown

A desperate and somewhat dishonest technique parents use in which the parent announces that, due to poor behaviour, they’ve had to cancel an exciting event or activity they’d had planned. The parent, however, never actually planned the event in the first place.

“That’s it,” the mom told her misbehaving children, “I had to cancel the clown I’d booked for this afternoon!”

by TrishaE October 23, 2019

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Nigger the clown

A black man who grows pirate-like hair that resembles that of a clown.

Tyrone, why did you let your hair grow so long? Forget Bozo, you look like "nigger the clown." The Barnum and Nigger circus might kidnap you now.

by Bob Savage February 15, 2008