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Cock Meat Sandwich

What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."
by OpressedInSanFran January 7, 2009
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cock meets esophagus

The art of a girl/guy taking a hot throbbing cock deep into the troat till it tickles the esophagus. Do this till he cums, and then swallow whole.
Girl meets boy... cock meets esophagus.
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008
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cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
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Cock meet sandwich

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich
by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
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Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck
“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”
by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021
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