Clobberfuck

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.

1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"

by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010

Clubby

A women with a large clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Sheeet, she could knock a niggas eye out with that clubby bulging in her panties. People be thinkin she packin heat. Pfffft! Hahaha! I can tell she is in heat. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Cobby

The most amazing individual in the entire world!!

Laura Ecob - Cobby

by Laura February 15, 2004

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018

cloby

a way to bang ur mother and jerk of ur sister

wow, i cant believe anguspulled a cloby on his mother and poor sister. SHE IS ONLY 9!

by KickYourBrotherInTheThroat November 12, 2018

clobbering

Having sex without kissing.

Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"

Clobbering - Having sex without kissing

by Zurbur February 22, 2020

clobbin

slang for bein fucked up

im clobbin right now

by lilesco28 April 11, 2021