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Sweaty Clive

Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.
by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019
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Clive

Clive loves drinking wine, while eating Mushrooms. He's also known as Mario, due to his Mushroom obsession. And still believes he is number 1 Porter, when infact he was number 4.
Clive is a Fungi
by CG83 November 24, 2021
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Clive-Palmer-ate

(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)

A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,

fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,

in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,

INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),

it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )

or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.

If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate

Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire
Did you see that flaming Clive!!
by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019
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Clive

To be a complete dick to women. These people using consider themselves as a main character,while they not.
Person 1: Women are nothing but baby makers

Person 2: You such a Clive right now

Person 3: His Clivin' right now
by THE_DISABLED_KID January 11, 2022
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Clived

Fucked over by a smelly cunted vagine head
I've been clived
by Doggydog17 August 24, 2016
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Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..
"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"
by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021
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