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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..
"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"
by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021
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flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire
Did you see that flaming Clive!!
by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019
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Clive

To be a complete dick to women. These people using consider themselves as a main character,while they not.
Person 1: Women are nothing but baby makers

Person 2: You such a Clive right now

Person 3: His Clivin' right now
by THE_DISABLED_KID January 11, 2022
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Clived

Fucked over by a smelly cunted vagine head
I've been clived
by Doggydog17 August 24, 2016
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cliveing

thanks for cliveing me
by oceanliner December 18, 2019
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Clive Village

small town filled with not much
also small hole that you pass by
by cliverules February 22, 2011
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