clitatheist

Clitatheist: One who does not believe in the existence of the female clitoris.

Guy 1: The clit is not real. It's a myth.

Guy 2: What are you some kind of clitatheist?

by The Bullshit Flag July 6, 2011

Clatapus

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

by BillyBig July 22, 2010

clitalickis

Oral stimulation for female genital

I loves givng clitalickis

by Loco chango March 22, 2017

clitanus

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.

You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!

by Unchangeable Bird August 3, 2017

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 25, 2011

Trainee troll clitadick

A woman who is very masculine and most likely takes steroids

That lady over there looks like a Trainee troll clitadick .

by Ineedbaconplease September 9, 2019