A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}
Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"
Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"
Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.
by 习德䜩 November 4, 2017

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009
