Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
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Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.
"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"
by Badazzwords August 13, 2009
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Clinger

A turd that doesn't quite make it into the water but instead clings on to the side of the bowl
The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
by Big bad Zeus November 07, 2020
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Clinger

A dab that holds on for dear life. It’s gonna take a couple succs to get through this one
Bro just faced a clinger !!
by Intellectually inclined September 14, 2022
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Clinger

by Siti Hajar March 13, 2018
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