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Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020
mugGet the Bowl clingermug.

Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
mugGet the Slow-clingermug.

Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
mugGet the Cause Clingermug.

acelin clinger

A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.
Woah that dude sure is an Acelin Clinger
by 习德䜩 November 4, 2017
mugGet the acelin clingermug.

Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.
"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"
by Badazzwords August 13, 2009
mugGet the Cock Clingermug.

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