Cleo and Vanessa

Cleo is at least 20 years older than Vanessa but when they hang out they become an iridescent bubble of light. Together omitting a glow that meanders into any space as if they belong there.

Woah! Is that Cleo and Vanessa back there in the DJ box? How’d they get there?

by Pinkmango November 16, 2021

Clerg

Someone who has unimaginable strength, luck, and looks. The pinnacle of man kind.

“You hear about da clerg hitting 550 on bench?”
“No, who is it”
“It’s dat boy clerg man”

by No man February 9, 2022

Cleng

Just above leng, the superior leng = cleng

you mate, you’re cleng, the clengest of them all

by slagscult May 5, 2022

Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.

"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."

by Wingy July 4, 2006

twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"

by bnanny May 5, 2008

Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015