Clean Catch

(n) After you take a shit you inspect the TP and notice that it is still clean.

Kyle was quite elated after experiencing a clean catch as he only had enough toilet paper for one swipe of his crack.

by Guitar God Rob October 16, 2008

Clean Rap

Rap music that has no explicit cuss words or graphic lyrics about sex, drugs, violence and various other taboo topics

Will Smith is known for his clean rap, and ironically he comes off as a better lyricist than most 2010s rappers.

by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

Clea

A super cute girl.

How you met Clea? She’s freaking adorable.

by Roomba-san December 9, 2019

clean the trailer

A phrase used to throw off your boss ,and avoid responsibilities at work .

Maih and Adam didn’t feel like working, so they told there boss Mike they were going to go “Clean the trailer “and instead went to the diner for break early .

by JACK CHAIN May 19, 2022

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010