Clart

To be super high or as a name for a vessel, usually a joint, in which you would use to get high. Weed specifically

“Bro do you wanna have a Clart”
“Twin you already know I been Clarted had a Clart this morning shit had me faded than a ho”

by Jayjaystinks June 23, 2025

Clarted

Being lied to and being dogged by a mate

“My mate Luke clarted me what a dickhead and he’s owes me $30 the dickhead”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 19, 2021

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022

Clarted

Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone

“Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead”
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 19, 2021

Clarted

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.

"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."

by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021

Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby

No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart

by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025