clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.

The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.

by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 5, 2020

Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.

My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart

by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022

Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

by iltass September 24, 2022

Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s

Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up

by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021