When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
by Juan juenimo December 08, 2022
by dan111122FAN January 21, 2024
A beautiful 39 year old singer who sings awesome songs like Since U Been Gone and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You). She is also a tv show host and her show is called "The Kelly Clarkson Show."
Lexi: I cannot fucking believe that Patrick cheated on me! Now I am going to listen to some Kelly Clarkson songs to help me feel better.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 28, 2021
by Z3r0kewl May 10, 2021
Don't even get my started on this suburb.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
by Your Local Perth Guide September 07, 2020
A Clarkson is a man with a good heart .
He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.
He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.
by - sheeesh June 08, 2021