Jeremy Clarkson

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.

Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

by appointment November 8, 2020

Jeremy clarkson

A bliviring racist baboon quite funny but overall an idiot who insults and requires a car to monkey around with and he has two presenters to atleast lead his cars back all the time

Jeremy clarkson: Hamond ur a blivreing idiot

by Jewish 99 March 23, 2020

cheremy clarkson

when a noob gets a red face by embarrassment.

oi mate you have got such cheremy clarkson since everyone found out you slept with that goat.

by pollypocket1002 July 16, 2011

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

dan clarkson

sigma + lvl 200 on fn single if you know what i mean

Dan clarkson is SIGMA

by dan111122FAN January 21, 2024

Tazmyn Clarkson

Tazmyn is a girl who loves movies, shows and more. She changes her hair color every week, but stays healthy and luscious. She was an infectious smile, with stainless pearly whites that make dentists buckle in the knees. She is #teamedward. she's overall pretty cool.

Person 1: Tazmyn Clarkson is looking blue- in the hair.

Person 2: I agree. It's very cool and hip.

by Reubyrubes October 5, 2025