crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.

"Oooooh! Crab paste!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

Crab Core

A genre of metal music in which the preforming artists, during the break-down section of their song, lower themselves into a crab like position while continuing to play their instruments.
Some scientists speculate that this movement is intended to emphasize the rhythm and beat of the break-down section in a song.

Person 1: dude that band is so sick, but why do they squat like crabs during their songs

Person 2: Its because they're Crab Core duh!

by YogurtYumYums July 7, 2009

crabby

cranky, bad tempered

are you feeling crabby?

by sara March 9, 2004

crab toe

A person that can pinch and leave a bruise on someone else with their toes.

" Man thats one hell of a bruise you have." Yeah my girl got me with the crab toe.

by irishtater78 June 1, 2007

crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.

Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.

by Jamul April 4, 2008

Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.

Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010

crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015