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An expression used when something is funny or cool.Xzibit says it on a hilarious pimp my ride.
boy: ooo dayyum look at her ass!!

other boy: CHURCH!
Used in conjunction with the level of coolness or righteousness of an object, person, action or place.
Dude that (movie/guy/jump/park) was so church.
Church by ianrules18 May 4, 2009
A somewhat useful being in an online shooter game. Usually used in scrims to teamkill. Used for pilot target practive
The favorite game of the Das clan is 'Bomb Church'
church by DasChurch September 18, 2003
To say thank-you to someone.
Jamar: hands Andrew the lighter.
Andrew: Church
Church by Doc-A-Fella June 25, 2007
A pitiful character known to now reside in the small outback town of Adelaide. Held responsible for the introduction of the Cleveland Steamerinto this town. Also known as a pathetic rum swilling, almost-root getting, underage chasing, Franker and Ronner, many shot taking baller who had the misfortune to share a house with Allaaaaaaan and Captain Morganic.
Why did you go to Greenwood Church?
To get a 16 yr old cu&^t out!
church by maskedjohn March 18, 2005
To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
church by theprequel October 2, 2013