Chotch Mahal

This is where "The Chotch" dwells. Cards are often played at this establishment. At times he may also be seen at the Chotch Marina.

Who's down for some cards at the Chotch Mahal this evening?

Hey Chotchkie, any ladies going to be at the Chotch Mahal this evening? Didnt think so.

by Andrew January 13, 2005

Chotch

is a chatch who is snow tubing.

look at that guy he got smoked...what a chotch

by Drew Myles January 19, 2008

Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.

"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."

by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

Chotch Clocking

Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.

"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."

"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"

"And How!"

by monstercock was taken June 9, 2009

cocky chotch

a person who believes themselves to be "all that"...their pompous walk, popped collar, and jeans with holes, and cocky attitudes give them away.

" hey everybody come see how good I look!"

signed, cocky chotch

by Drew from Campbell County July 29, 2008

fa-chotch

Slang for "Smoking Princess".

Use the term to compliment any female cigarette smoker.

"Hey fa-chotch! I gotta cannoli for yooz."

by Pig February 18, 2005