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Chart Whore

A chart whore is a phrase used for people who have no knowledge, nor interest in any artists that haven't appeared in the charts.
Example of a chart artist: Shakira

Example of a chart whore: Jack: What artists are you liking at the moment then?
Jenny: Oh, Rhiana, Shakira, Black Eyed peas. That kind of stuff.
by TLBF January 15, 2010
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Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.
by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021
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Personal Chart

A chart (i.e. a list), generally music-based, determined by ones personal taste.

Commonly personal singles charts are a list of what one person's current favourite music is, and is compiled by themselves. The chart will typically change every week, like national charts, the positions moving such that some older songs make way for newer songs. Typically a single may climb the chart to its peak position then move downward until it drops out but patterns may differ.
Oxymoron by 11:59 is currently number one on the NM personal chart.
by Bylli June 17, 2009
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Mountain Discovery Charter School

The alternative to the alternative school. A small K-8 school. Popular activities include attempting to create drama despite the 60 middle school student body.
Man, watch out for those Mountain Discovery Charter School kids.
by MDCS October 16, 2014
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chartanic

a guy who has red hair and he is chinese. he is very fat around the waste but is skinny everywhere else. He is a honger and such. his name does not refer to charles.






or does it....
i cant understand what he says all i hear is ching chang chong. damn hongers.
by ~X~x~sexy babi~x~X~ May 8, 2004
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Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle
by Sodonim July 30, 2020
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Chartered

Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.
Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!
by Goatgoatsmash June 3, 2018
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