by Choaster June 9, 2013
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A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.
Knock it off, choadsmoker!
by Scott November 13, 2004
Get the choadsmoker mug.Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.
by Mr Bubblesworth July 3, 2006
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N., a person who lacks courage and valor, a wuss. V., to behave in the manner of a choach or do someting in a choachy way, (choaching, choached, et cetera...)
From the Spanish 'Chocha,' vulgar slang refering to a woman's genitals.
From the Spanish 'Chocha,' vulgar slang refering to a woman's genitals.
You're being a choach. Just tell her how you feel.
He said he would go on the new roller coaster with us, but when we got to the park he choached out.
He said he would go on the new roller coaster with us, but when we got to the park he choached out.
by jQ August 8, 2003
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by MrBigAxe November 8, 2010
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