chito

An unusual disorder of the knees

I heard that football stud caught a bad case of chito. His knees are all fucked up. It sucks big time.

by Greg Padden October 1, 2006

chitown

da bezt of deh bezt. i reprezentin chitown all. murda capitol ya herd? if ya dun come down herre an visit mah fine chitown ass ill blow a bullet up yos.

chitown is mah town and chitown be the bezt town out therre. wez sitee.

by chicago nikki February 13, 2005

CHIMOPOF

Used to describe the inability to perform tasks at an intellectual level. Movin' like Bernie during school

GUY: I JUST CHIMOPOF THAT CALC TEST
GUY 2: YOU'RE SCREWED

by angriest October 2, 2013

Chiropractor

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.

Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.

by fckwhorya May 1, 2022

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

chitown

the Best city outside of California Chicago Dark Side 26 and South Siders

Los Angeles is the murder capital not chitown

by Ese Stranger December 9, 2004

Chipopher

A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.

Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008