Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

champing

to remove the inner "cancer paper" of a middleton black and mild cigar and reroll it without the "cancer paper".

yo man, let's champ that black and mild

by blacksabbath July 15, 2005

le skins champion

A person with incredibly long fore skin usually acquired by long and frequent sessions of penis docking or piss hole fingering.

Did you hear about Jared's fore skin? He is truly the le SKINS champion.

by Wolverine Clan November 4, 2020

chimpin

when black people (usually athletes or straight hood chimps) get out of control or excited. Start jumping around doing absurd antics such as throwing their arms around, crip walking, stacking, selling drugs, bumpin their gums, and shooting guns.

Those chimps were chimpin in petey pablo's "north carolina" music video.

All the chimps were chimpin at the AND1 mixtape tour.

by dood ranch December 10, 2009

chimique

Chimique (french pronounciation) is an adjective used when object, individual, situation or other is bizarre, strange, disturbing, repulsive, sickening, nauseating. Depending on the situation, chimique is used to underline the ''weirdness'' of a situation, individual or object.

This guy is chimique.
Your apartment is chimique.

Your face is chimique.

Today is pretty chimique.

by mersauce December 18, 2011

Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

we are the champions

In a recent survey taken in 66 countries and 20 languages, We Are The Champions was officially elected to be the number one song of ALL TIME.

We are the champions is the greatest song ever, and democracy preoved it

by King Of Yesterday September 28, 2006