header cheddar

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it
Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me
by You heard it here first February 17, 2021
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anal cheddar

unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly
"that shit was rough...i must be running low on anal cheddar"
by ReTaRdbAbY December 30, 2007
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Cheddar Bomb

A hockey term used to describe a shot in the top corner of the net.

Goals that are cheddar bombs are often described as having gone 'top cheese'.
That shot was a cheddar bomb, off the cross-bar and into the net.
by Cheeseball101 November 06, 2009
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Hung Cheddar

Al and Jenn are hung cheds right miow. Hung Cheddar means that you are really hung over and need a greasey poutine.
by Professor TurkeySub June 30, 2018
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cheddar butt

When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole
"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"
by cheddbutt69 December 29, 2015
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Sweater cheddar

The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt
OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍
by Sugartits6969 July 03, 2021
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Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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