Sympathy Chargeables

In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables

It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been

by Marigoldo December 8, 2009

blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Charge Up and JO

Slang term for masturbating with another man, not for sexual gratification, but towards the end-goal of charging mysterious power crystals that the maturbatateurs wear. It said the crystals glow white "while jerking it with a bud" and that they give the wearer confidence at work, home, in social situations, etc.

"Hey bro did you bring your crystal? Then let's charge up and JO!"

by Arajay July 29, 2012

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

hoe charge

The act of charging someone for a service, product, or admission that should have been free or a significantly cheaper price.

Chris invited me along to keep him company on a road trip to pick up his new car. When he stopped at the gas station he tried to hoe charge me for gas money.

I can't believe that club was hoe charging people 50 bucks to get in.

by Tim L.. September 25, 2006

Charel

A sweet and loving person. Doesn't show their emotions often but they're always really reliable and honest with you. You can count always count on them because they will always be there to listen to all your problems. They're soft and care a lot about you even if they might not always show it. They're also the funniest person ever and they make the worst (best) puns.

"You're so funny ! You're such a Charel !
-I know right ?!"

by buyreboot August 20, 2016