change around.

when you are at work and somebody says something and you want to say "thats what she said" but can't because of people around you. instead, you say the name of your work that way the people you work with understand you but the customers do not.

ted: hey bob, can you hold this package for a bit?

bob: FedeX!

ted: haha good one bob. nice change around.

joe: hey bill I need you to put the special sauce on these buns.

bill : Mcdonalds!

janet: hey john I think I need your help opening the back door.

john: thats what she said!

janet: your fired and I'm sueing you for sexual harassment.

john : damn, should have used a change around.

change around. by i9incher August 15, 2009

change everything! 

A silly word game where you just change/negate everything in a common phrase.

examples of change everything!:
"Ahem, what's elevated physician?"
"All solid foods for me."
"You are brain dead, even though he is not."
"who isn't my mommy?"
"Intercourse Adhesive suggests a celebratory consumption of alcoholic beverages." (Nematode Cellulose).
"Eastminster admission of doubt"
"The boo chair. The bay care. Thick and dull stick may care."

change everything! by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Change of screenery 

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

Change of screenery by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011

Change my diaper 

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

Change my diaper by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

change the channel 

to switch to a different topic of conversation

Quit changing the channel. I know you stole my textbook. Where did you hide it?

change the channel by Light Joker March 25, 2005

change up 

alter method of operation

The cops are on to us, we'd better change up.

change up by Jim King December 18, 2004

Change Donalds 

The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.

"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"

"Sorry man I've got no cash money."

"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"

Change Donalds by John Anigav February 24, 2010