A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
by inmyvan January 23, 2007
Get the cesar millanmug. The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag
If she does not she will have failed the check
If she does not she will have failed the check
by zantehood August 18, 2023
Get the Cesars Criteriummug. 
A guy who wears a tux and is most likely queer (Aroace Cesar headcanoners anyone?). Also appears in Alex Kister's series The Mandela Catalogue both volumes 1&3, he does kind of make an appearance in volume 2 but only in a second or sum.
by Iwanttheuserpseudonym January 16, 2023
Get the Cesar Torresmug. At first glance, you may just see a short Latino man. However, Cesar Bueno is more than that, he is also nasty on the sticks dawg. After fucking up all his competition on the main stage, he was later noticed as the best Call of Duty player under 5'4" with an abnormally large cock. Some may say Cesar has the best ICR shot in the game, but that's an understatement, considering his 3.83 K/D Ratio in multiple game modes. Cesar Bueno is someone who you always want on your team, if he's not, you might as well just quit.
Crimsix: "Optic is the best team in the league right now."
Brack: "We have Cesar Bueno though."
Crimsix: "Oh Fuck."
Brack: "We have Cesar Bueno though."
Crimsix: "Oh Fuck."
by Peaenut July 23, 2019
Get the Cesar Buenomug. A Cesar Salad is a term used when referring to a person who eats a vagina salad and a butt hole salad in the same sitting.
Comprehensive crotch region eat out.
Butt Eater
Comprehensive crotch region eat out.
Butt Eater
I was so horny I literally ate her entire Cesar Salad.
OMG, Mathew ate my Cesar Salad like a never ending salad buffet.
I was feeling a little kinky so I ordered the Cesar Salad.
OMG, Mathew ate my Cesar Salad like a never ending salad buffet.
I was feeling a little kinky so I ordered the Cesar Salad.
by Waverly White November 26, 2013
Get the Cesar Saladmug. by NotCesarMilan January 7, 2010
Get the Cesar Millaningmug.