celurbation

celebratory masturbation

You see Jack there? He got admitted to MIT and he's having a terrible hangover from the celurbation last night.

by MindYourTongue March 14, 2013

celibate siren

A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.

She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.

by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013

celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement

"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

celebratorgy

when there is such a collective feeling of exuberance - that you feel as though you want to have intense meaningful sexual connection with everyone around you. Right then. All at the same time.

Oh man - last nights Biden win party wAs a total celebratorgy. I wonder how many babies are gonna be born 9 months from now.

by manaboutnyc@g November 7, 2020

Celebrator

Celebrator: A mixture of two words. Celebrity and Predator. Celebrators is a celebrity who uses their platform to prey on the innocent. Examples: Kids, defenseless people, other celebrities.

Example: A celebrator is a high status figure who uses their fame/platform to lure defenseless people to do sexual deeds or other types of favors.

by YourFavTrap June 14, 2021

Bullish Celebration

The motion a dog makes when kicking out their rear legs in a triumphant, bull-like fashion following a toilet stop.

Unlike their feline counterparts, the canine species does not seek to hide their shame with a mock burial of their ‘doings’. The bullish celebration is a self-congratulatory act intended to show the world how proud they are of their work with the aid of a highly visible display.

by K9 Magazine August 18, 2006

Saucy Celebration

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.

"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"

by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011