catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.

A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.

by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021

CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.

JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**

by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023

down catastrophic

You’ve hit rock bottom. The bar is in hell.

Our lives are down catastrophic

by lexiandannie October 7, 2022

narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.

Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).

by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021

catastrophememe

(noun) - a sudden and widespread event where doomsayer memes overwhelm the Internet

On January 21, 2017, the Washington Post predicts a major Trump catastrophememe that will bring down Western civilization

by Tired of Nonsense December 19, 2016

catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

by Snowday123 September 12, 2017

Catastrophuck

A disaster that is worse than a catastrophe. Super bad.

That birthday party was a total catastrophuck.

by Thelevs October 6, 2016