cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

Cashewing

Verb. The act of inserting one's semi-erect penis into their own anal cavity in order to make it smaller and/or personal pleasure. Essentially the opposite of jelqing.

"Ben has been cashewing for years, now his penis looks like a macaroni noodle."

by Naptown Denmark April 17, 2025