Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

crapper wrapper

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.

"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"

by Mr. Dingleberry January 2, 2009

Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.

God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.

by Mighty M August 3, 2009

jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

by Jackett April 17, 2014

Cody Capper

A subtly manipulative charming very charismatic person. His generosity knows no bounds and would do anything for a friend in need. He's clutch at everything and secretly thinks very highly of himself but doesn't let anyone know because he is also very humble. He only looks down on other people when he is helping them up. Also great at letting other people think that they are in control of a situation while pulling the strings himself behind the scenes. A bit of a hypocrite at times but always admits when he is wrong. Simply put, whether you're a girl looking for a passionate lover or a dude who needs a good friend, cody capper will never let you down.

Friend: Omg who's gonna take me home im so drunk
Cody Capper: I got you brah, hop in and have a smoke with me, where do you live?

by Themanhimself777 August 22, 2016

Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.

Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!

by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023